I can just see the conversation at final judgment:
Jesus: “So, you dismissed the Songs of Solomon as uninspired?”
Joseph: “Yup.”
Jesus: “Because it was a form of religious pornography?”
Joseph: “Yup.”
Jesus: “A little too sexual for you?”
Joseph: “Definitely.”
Jesus: “And THEN you seduced teenage women.”
Joseph: “[Silence]”
Jesus: “And then you married older women to help you convince more teenage women to marry you?”
Joseph: “I thought it would be more proper that way.”
Jesus: “And then you propositioned women like Sarah Pratt after you sent their husbands off on missions?”
Joseph: “I was nice about it.”
Jesus: “And then you publicly slandered them as ‘whores’ after they refused your offers?”
Joseph: “You got me.”
Jesus: “And then you gave your real wife Emma permission to sleep with William Law, in trade for permission to sleep with his wife, Jane Law?”
Joseph: “That didn’t go over well.”
Jesus: “And by the end you married over 33 women?”
Joseph: “Well, actually, the number was more than that if you count…”
Jesus: “Oh, shut up, I know all their names.”
Joseph: “You do? I could hardly keep…”
Jesus: “THE SONGS OF SOLOMON WAS TOO SEXUAL FOR YOU?”